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Cactus Juice

Sudden, Violent Comedy

Alanna - 19 - Australia

Huts Lookin'
Dec 10 '12
"SET SAIL FOR ONE PIECE"
The Atlantic’s - “2012: The Year in Photos” Part 2
Found this amusing. Also the story is very interesting. 

"SET SAIL FOR ONE PIECE"

The Atlantic’s - “2012: The Year in Photos” Part 2

Found this amusing. Also the story is very interesting. 

Nov 26 '12
The Lovely Linus

The Lovely Linus

Jul 11 '12

31 Day Movie Challenge Help…

I am currently trying to watch a movie a day for all of July. Ive watched 11 so far, the most recent was Children of Men (holy crap that movie was unbelievable). I’m slowly running out of ideas for what film to watch each day. They need to be films I have not seen before and can be of any genre. Any suggestions are welcome. Im also using this as a chance to finally get around to watching some of he “classics” that I haven’t seen. When I am done I will post a list of all the movies along with what I thought about them. Just leave a suggestion in my ask or leave a reply. Thanks for any help!

Jul 7 '12

pondermoofin:

A fine bunch indeed!

(Source: emilytatham)

Jun 30 '12
Jun 30 '12

awkward-elevator:

Alternate Endings - Lion King - See more at Slacktory.com

(Source: awkward-elevator)

Jun 25 '12
renaden:

faggitvekubby:

greatness-from-small-beginnings:

pumpkintownmayor:

jiraiyawhitney:

andrewhussiesbosom:

johntavrosmpreg:

lukehasmeowmix:

iwarnedyouicouldntnameablog:

tahnoschoiceass:







pencil
10 inches deep
in my left thigh
58% survival chance
i win

mousepad, 7 inches, lips, 30% survival rate.
HOW DO YOU GET STABBED WITH A FLIPPY MOUSEPAD?

Stabbed 12 inches deep in the knee with a pair of pajama pants. I have a 56% chance of survival.

stabbed 6 inches deep with rainbow dash figure in my tum with a 88% chance of survival
wow rainbow RUBE

I touched the blue suit of David Tennant’s as I caressed my computer screen, the murderous suit plunged into my lip 12 inches deep and I only have an 11% chance of survival.
Perra por que David?

Sunscreen bottle,
1 inch
my cheek
38% survival rate
um…what?

Coffee cup handle
1 inch deep
Cheek
19%
..
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
|I

Huh…well the handle of my display katana has blue on it…So I guess that counts.
SO
Face.
5 inches deep
75% chance of living.
VERGIL ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

A clicky pen, 4 inches deep, inner left thigh, 18% chance of survival. Well, I guess I’m pretty fucked.

My satin bedsheets, 3 inches deep, butt region (it was itchy), 87% chance of survival.

I was stabbed with a bank card, 11 inches deep (I don’t know how), in the back of my neck. I have a 38% chance of survival. I’d say so since i’ve been cut 11 inches through my 3.5 inch neck. 

renaden:

faggitvekubby:

greatness-from-small-beginnings:

pumpkintownmayor:

jiraiyawhitney:

andrewhussiesbosom:

johntavrosmpreg:

lukehasmeowmix:

iwarnedyouicouldntnameablog:

tahnoschoiceass:

pencil

10 inches deep

in my left thigh

58% survival chance

i win

mousepad, 7 inches, lips, 30% survival rate.

HOW DO YOU GET STABBED WITH A FLIPPY MOUSEPAD?

Stabbed 12 inches deep in the knee with a pair of pajama pants. I have a 56% chance of survival.

stabbed 6 inches deep with rainbow dash figure in my tum with a 88% chance of survival

wow rainbow RUBE

I touched the blue suit of David Tennant’s as I caressed my computer screen, the murderous suit plunged into my lip 12 inches deep and I only have an 11% chance of survival.

Perra por que David?

Sunscreen bottle,

1 inch

my cheek

38% survival rate

um…what?

Coffee cup handle

1 inch deep

Cheek

19%

..

WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

|I

Huh…well the handle of my display katana has blue on it…So I guess that counts.

SO

Face.

5 inches deep

75% chance of living.

VERGIL ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

A clicky pen, 4 inches deep, inner left thigh, 18% chance of survival. Well, I guess I’m pretty fucked.

My satin bedsheets, 3 inches deep, butt region (it was itchy), 87% chance of survival.

I was stabbed with a bank card, 11 inches deep (I don’t know how), in the back of my neck. I have a 38% chance of survival. I’d say so since i’ve been cut 11 inches through my 3.5 inch neck. 

(Source: dtikl0ndyk3)

Jun 23 '12

Lilo and Stitch had its 10th Anniversary three days ago…

Oh wow.

Jun 19 '12
Jun 15 '12

the-absolute-best-posts:

this is the most perfect thing in the universe

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: sarahnickel13)